nothingcorporate:

opinions on abortions are kinda like nipples

everyone has them but women’s are a little bit more relevant 

jabberjais:

do you hear that?

its the sound of NO FUCKING SCHOOL TOMORROW


{@} robert frost
"wow!"
me when u post a selfie. keep up the good work  (via so-humorous)

thechurchofbobsaget:

I think “dildo” is a perfectly acceptable insult. Like, I’d call you a dick but you’re not real enough.

poetic:

Letting go is not an easy thing to do.