jabberjais:

do you hear that?

its the sound of NO FUCKING SCHOOL TOMORROW


{@} robert frost
"wow!"
me when u post a selfie. keep up the good work  (via so-humorous)

thechurchofbobsaget:

I think “dildo” is a perfectly acceptable insult. Like, I’d call you a dick but you’re not real enough.

poetic:

Letting go is not an easy thing to do. 

"I miss what I’ve never had."
Six word story. (via bl-ossomed)

kanyewesticle:

i dont ship…i yacht. im not a low budget bitch

leinabby808:

anus:

the scary thing about dating is that you are either going to marry that person or break up

deep thoughts from an anus